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Joke of the Day
"""I look ridiculous!"" --First wolf in sheep's clothing"
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"Friends are like penguins If you stab it, it dies."
"Hey Amish person reading this: Busted."
"My first blow job was over 20 years ago now... And some days I wonder if that taste will ever go away?"
"new antidepressant for lesbians has just been unveiled. Tricoxagan."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"
"If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink..."
"Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related"
"My girlfriend just got a very interesting fortune cookie: Every exit is an entrance to a new experience' ""Wow"" she said, ""are you thinking what I'm thinking?"" I fcuking hope so."
"If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?"