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Joke of the Day

"Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge."

"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"

"Well, they warned me that I'd go blind if I kept doing that... Sitting too close to the TV."

"Did you hear about the guy who thought he performed brain surgery on himself? Turned out, it was all in his head."

"Whats the difference between a gorilla and a guillotine? No one gets their dick out for a guillotine"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for and everybody is being a d*ck and not letting me cheat."

"A wizard walks in to a gay bar.. And disappears with a poof!"

"One Million Copies of a new book Sold One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title Title of book : ""an idea can change your Wife"""

"I would have fucking loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."

"My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. One could say that he's an organic chemist."