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Joke of the Day

"When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology."

"yo moma is so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side"

"I pay all my bills in loose coins... I've been told to change my ways."

"If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate."

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"

"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"

"A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her he shouts out the window... ""Pull over!"" ""No"" she shouts back ""a pair of socks!"""

"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."

"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."