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Joke of the Day

"How does one sink, that which floats? How does one sync, that which floats? Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats."

"Every year we spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children how do we sleep at night?"

"Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. ` ` Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally."

"Have you heard the joke about Baltimore? It's a riot!"

"Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle."

"To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."

"What do you call a pool full of details? The specific ocean."

"My kid missed the school bus, instantly resulting in drama & tears. But now that I've had a few cocktails, I'm OK."

"Guys that try to pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it."

"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"