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Joke of the Day
"I just watched Meet the Parents again And if I was Gay I would have been outta there"
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"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."
"What do you say to a midget that is a hooker? You must be this tall to ride."
"Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks."
"What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine? A washing machine only takes one load at a time."
"Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 ""males"" a day."
"Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !"
"Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that."
"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"
"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."