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Joke of the Day
"I just watched Meet the Parents again And if I was Gay I would have been outta there"
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"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."
"What does one chauvinist say to the other? There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!"
"Making love is like an unpredictable stock market If you don't pull out you're in deep shit"
"I love it when I go to untie a shoe and inadvertently tie a Double Reverse Hitch knot and have to hire an Eagle Scout to get my sneaker off."
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."
"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."
"Chess with Australians must get so confusing. ""Check, mate."" ""Naw mate, that's just a check."" ""That's what I said. Check, mate"""
"What is a Cell? something you keep black people in"