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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap."
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"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night"
"Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!"
"I wish lucid dreaming was more controllable Not the duration of lucid dreaming but the destinations I visit. I'm tired of going to McDonalds at 2am"
"""Go down, Moses."" And he did. And that's why the ladies loved him."
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene."
"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"
"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan"