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Joke of the Day

"Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like-a Peach!"

"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"

"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."

"You say ""tomato,"" I say ""tomato,"" and there, we've written our own wedding vows"

"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"

"What would you call a Pokemon Trainer if they were Jewish? Ashe."

"Who's that one armed rockstar drummer? Oh yeah, Phil Rudd. Too soon?"

"Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt."

"What did all the creepy people do before the Internet?"

"Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs? It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!"