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Joke of the Day
"Who's that one armed rockstar drummer? Oh yeah, Phil Rudd. Too soon?"
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"What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws"
"I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out. Curse those wrap-scallions!"
"What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler? A flat minor"
"""It's five o'clock somewhere"" I say as I leave work at 9am"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral."
"What do you call a toilet seat that's missing the left side? Half-assed. (please forgive me, first time)"
"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne waits for puberty to cum on your face"
"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."
"A guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables He says, ""Hey bartender, can I get a drink over here?"" The bartender says, ""Alright, but don't go trying to start anything in here"""