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Joke of the Day
"Who's that one armed rockstar drummer? Oh yeah, Phil Rudd. Too soon?"
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"Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea"
"Beernuts and Deernuts What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts? Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!"
"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."
"Pot could probably use one more name... how about wizard parsley?"
"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."
"I'll be coming into some money When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill"
"What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall? Art."
"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."
"Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!"