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Joke of the Day
"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"
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"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"
"what am I? I'm owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married Last Name"
"What do you call an 8 day long blowjob? Hanukkah Lewinski"
"The human body is 70% water and 30% land"
"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."
"Apparently, saying ""Wow, you've grown since I last saw you"" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."