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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to *WANT* to change."

"I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma."

"Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed... ...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them."

"2 drunk guys were walking on the train tracks ""hey john, this stairs are reallly long"" ""don't worry, here comes the elevator"""

"Scientific name for Viagra Mycoxafloppin"

"How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you."

"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug."

"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)"

"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."