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Joke of the Day

"Did you know; one hamburger only contains 4% of our daily need of vitamine -B This means we need to eat way more hamburgers!"

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"MAD TOILET - that is HILARIOUS ! :D :D Extremely funny and positive Android Game :D :D https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=game.mibejo.madtoilet"
"Men In Black Men #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."
"When you grow up it's like, ok now you can go to bed whenever you want & all you have to trade for it is the ability to ever feel joy again"
"Told ya I can time travel!"
"Wife walked in on me... Fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was more shocked about me fucking my daughter or the hospital allowing me to being home a still born"
"""The new iPhone 6 is bigger!"" Meh. ""It has more sensors!"" Pfft. ""You can block group texts."" I WOULD LIKE ONE THOUSAND OF YOUR IPHONE"
"France and Italy declare war... France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose."
"Nothing's more embarrassing than that pantsless walk to get more toilet paper. I felt like everyone in CVS was staring at me."