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Joke of the Day

"Did you know; one hamburger only contains 4% of our daily need of vitamine -B This means we need to eat way more hamburgers!"

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"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"Where does Google and Apple get their weather information? The Cloud."
"Why do walruses go to tupperware parties? They are always looking for a tight seal."
"How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground."
"I wonder if anyone ever told Hitler ""just be yourself""."
"Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her ""cupcake."" How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys."