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Joke of the Day

"Red cross: would you like to volunteer to give blood? Me: oh, no thank you, I already involuntarily give blood 5 days out of the month"

"How can you tell your room mates gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"where does a queer download his illegal software from? pirategay"

"what the? why are all the prices $4.20? and where are all the potato chips? *walmart rollback guy is passed out in a box of clearance DVDs*"

"I said ""your right"" to my husband this morning. He thought I said ""you're right"" but I didn't. So I win."

"I Hate Watching Romantic Movies at the Cinema I hate watching romantic movies at the cinema because I'm the only one who laughs, especially at those crying in front of me."

"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."

"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."

"Hangovers vs Women Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away!"

"What does a gentleman do after sex? He puts the diaper back on."