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Joke of the Day
"Is the ocean salty because... the land doesn't wave back?"
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"What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet."
"What's the most fucked up joke you know that is not racist in any way? Lemme have it."
"(Sigh) How I miss those good old days... Alas, my good old days of ""morning wood"" have been replaced by ""morning wouldn't."""
"You're Girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
"I don't understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites."
"Wife: Nothing you could say could convince me that cockroaches aren't the worst. Me: Wall-E's friend was a cockroach. Wife: Except that."
"A magician is walking down the street He turns into a store"
"I got arrested for killing a black man They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
"I'm a fighter not a lover I'd rather beat guys off than love them"