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Joke of the Day

"Girl, you have a nice... http://imgur.com/OJKPTJr"

"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence? Udder destruction"

"HIPSTER BOOTY CALL... BEER Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow beer?"

"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"

"I'm surprised ABC hasn't resolved the Healthcare Crisis with a new reality show. Extreme Makeover: Universal Healthcare Edition."

"Did you hear about that actress that stabbed herself? Reese something? No it was with her knife"

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."

"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"

"An atheist, a cross-fitter and a vegan walk into a bar... We only know because they told everyone within a minute."

"Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle..."