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Joke of the Day
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"Oh, you're talking to me again. Did you just break up with your boyfriend?"
"Remember when we were all like ""FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'"
"Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something."
"How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Norris? *All of it.* *All of the wood.*"
"The link in the text.... Stolen Bull semen. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/"
"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."
"I thought making cheese was hard. But it was a brie-eze."
"Bought a blowup doll today but I won't blow her up til tomorrow. Don't want to seem desperate."
"It's really hard being a good mother in this day and age. Especially when you're a college aged male with no kids."