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Joke of the Day
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
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"Confucius Say Women who fly plane upside down have crack up."
"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 40+ years? Because Moses lost a quarter."
"My cat ate her breakfast then vomited it all up. I'm a little worried about her health but she does look awesome in a bikini."
"Why is the show called SpongeBob when... Patrick is the star. Hurr durr. Tee-hee."
"What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm."
"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ""Dam."""
"What do you call 50 feminists on a bus? Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus."
"Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight space cow preventing other cows from clearing the moon. Goodnight ketamine."
"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"