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Joke of the Day
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
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"Dear boyfriend, i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. Sincerely, spiders"
"Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"It's so awkward when a man texts you to come over and you have to pretend like you weren't already inside their house."
"Fridge My fridge has been acting weird, I guess it's bi-polar."
"What's a German Ninja drink beer out of? A clandestein."
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."
"My Valentine is like the square root of -100... A 10, but imaginary"
"My mistress bought me a Neck Clampotron XXX 5 years ago, and I've never looked back since!"
"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"