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Joke of the Day
"Dear boyfriend, i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. Sincerely, spiders"
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"If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber"
"All panties are edible if you're hungry enough."
"Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her b-shells."
"What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch? One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel (found this in Horace's Satires)"
"The most artistic boxer Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He's like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world."
"What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts."
"when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent"
"What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola? At least Ebola will finish me off"
"IPhone and Macbook users."