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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car? A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)"
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"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"
"""We never talk anymore."" ""I know. It's amazing!"""
"Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"(Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)"
"An & was driving down the street Until it rear-anded me."
"When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict"
"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career."