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Joke of the Day
"I ran a marathon in 2011 if you add it all up probably."
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"Recently developed melanoma on my cheek, so I quickly went to the dermatologist. Turns out I just fell asleep on a chocolate chip."
"Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!"
"Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney."
"Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo-Drizzle"
"Why do the Kurds have no state of their own? They didn't get their whey."
"What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes"
"If Jack helped you off the horse.. Would you help Jack off the horse?"
"There are three types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't."
"A man walks into a doctor's office completely naked except he's wrapped in saran wrap... The doctor takes one look at him and says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""