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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters."
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"What is Michelle Obama's favorite dish to cook? Baracolli"
"What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris? Shot."
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America."
"You could tell if someone was wearing a cape underneath a white button down shirt is all I'm saying. #weknowitsusuperman"
"Give me a massage ""Mm okay"" *rubs oil all over her* *things get hot* *things get too hot* *she bursts into flames* ""Dang I used petroleum"""
"Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too."
"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"
"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work"
"Finally got around to shaving my crotch after a few years. Its nice to see my knees again."