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Joke of the Day
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
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"I eat my poo joke Knock knock...Who's there? I eat mop...I eat mop who?"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."
"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""
"How do you know that your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."
"What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick? It doesn't matter where you drop them off."
"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."
"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."
"Got run over by a limo today Took fucking ages"
"What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !"