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Joke of the Day

"""More than 1 way to skin a cat"" - ""Killing 2 birds with 1 stone"" - Running like a chicken with its head cut off"" -- who ARE we???"

"A repost walks into a bar Bartender says ""shit, you again?!""."

"Why is Donald Trump such a surprise? People did Nazi him coming."

"I threw my cat a surprise party. Long story short, I need 30 stitches and learned I should never scream 'SURPRISE' directly in my cat's face"

"YOLO doesn't work for cats."

"I think it's pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos."

"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"

"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "

"What did the stop light say to the car? Don't look I am changing"

"Did you hear about the guy who has a fetish for cashews? He's fucking nuts."