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Joke of the Day
"What did the right nut say to the left nut? This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!"
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"A little kid's in school taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says ""What are you doing?"" He says ""Checking my answers."""
"How do you make a dog meow? Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow."
"I just finished watching the Curt Cobain documentary... It ended with a bang."
"Wife Wanted! A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing: [""You can have mine.""](/spoiler)"
"I'm gonna start a woman's monthly magazine called ""Period"", and some months I will send it out late to freak out subscribers"
"A guaranteed way to make a hormone... Don't pay her..."
"What's the hardest about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in..."
"I never made the Dean's List but I find it disturbing the Dean keeps a list of teenagers he likes."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a stick? I don't have a stick up my ass!"