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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a skinny tree that raps? Slim Shady"
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"I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????"
"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"
"Little Johnny asked one day, ""Mommy can little girls give birth?"" ""No son. Of course not"" ""Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"""
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Slaves... Free."
"Why are pistachios called pistachios? More like ""these-are-hard-to-openios"""
"What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? No denture adventure."
"*knocks on bathroom stall wall* Forgive me father, for I have sinned. ""Huh? What?"" It's been 3 days since my last- [sound of diarrhea]"
"The blind girl I was getting a handjob from told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever put her hands on. I said, ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg""."
"When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside...."