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Joke of the Day

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Slaves... Free."

"How do you spot the blind man at the nudist beach? It's not hard"

"How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb? At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit."

"What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell"

"The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw."

"I hate taking pictures of mirrors. The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them."

"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"Therapist: So what's the problem? Wife: He thinks he's a flamingo. Me: That's it! I'm putting my foot down. *lowers foot that was raised*"

"I want to become a lawyer just so I can defend all my clients in court by saying, ""I mean, don't we all make mistakes"""

"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."