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Joke of the Day
"I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????"
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"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from Crayola last week? He desecrated the holy crayon."
"My subscription brings all the newspapers to the yard."
"I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth."
"a joke about a lawyer Q: why did the lawyer get written up for sexual harassment? A: he kept asking people if they had seen his briefs."
"Dude you're like my fridge... Super cool. (Best used when a friend is bragging about themselves)"
"Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff."
"What do you call a clown eating a mushroom? Jeff"
"They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes"
"No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want."