200618
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? No denture adventure."
Next Joke
"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? About 8000"
"There is no 'I' in 'Denial'"
"Chicken and a frog found a book The chicken says ""book book book BOOK!'' The frog responds ''Read it Read it Read it!''"
"What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits!"
"China always cheat in the Olympics They always use the same person for every sport"
"I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night."
"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"
"Sex is like cookies... ...gotta ask for consent first."
"I went to Florida, had sex with some gay reptiles and bought some bottles of sports drink I now have gatorades. :("