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Joke of the Day

"I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?"

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"

"Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with."

"Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie He's doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an illegal alien."

"What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? ""He's a real fun guy [fungi]."""

"[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad this next 1 is dedicated to a very sexy widow."

"What's ISIS favourite meal? Turkey! Its the bomb!"

"What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself? Vanmailen."

"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."

"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"