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Joke of the Day

"""Let's go with a clown, a penguin, and a guy that tells riddles."" - The guy who came up with batman's villains."

"There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool."

"If you met an eel in a top hat... ...that would be Sir Eel. (say it out loud)"

"I remember when [person x] was just *this* big (hold hand at knee level)... Then as I got closer I realized it was a matter of perspective."

"Where are smells made? In the olfactory."

"every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue"

"Niantic title"

"Sex is like snow. You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last."

"My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together... ...thank goodness for staples, huh!?"

"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."