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Joke of the Day

"Hey Buzzfeed, the only way my beard is 2% feces... ...is if I just finished eating 98% of the pussy."

"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."

"What is the driest soda you can buy? Baking soda."

"Welcome to the Psych Med Club! We were working on a secret handshake, until we lost interest in the things we once loved."

"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an Altar Boy"

"The shortest way to piss off a hipster... Apple phone & iwatch"

"Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror."

"Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower."

"Auto correct can go straight to He'll"

"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."