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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."
Next Joke
"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber."
"3 potatoes are in a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? You look at the one with the sticker that says, I DA HO."
"I WANT TO LIVE! Patient:""Docter, I have only 30 seconds to live!"" Doctor:""I'll be with you in a minute."""
"I've been to multiple yard and garage sales, but have never walked away with a plot of land or a place to store my vehicles."
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need a parachute to skydive twice."
"Trying to talk sense into a racist... Is like trying to beat a Jew at hide and seek."
"What's the square root of 69? It's 8 something right?"
"Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags? So the Mexicans can window shop."
"*walks into starbucks* Me: HEY ANY ASPIRING AUTHORS HERE?? SOMEONE FROM PENGUIN PUBLISHING OUTSIDE!!! *has choice of any table*"