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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an Altar Boy"
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"Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it did we?"
"What do they call the work when Webster long cuts the grass? Emmanuel labor"
"Obama sure is waiting until the last minute to take everyone's guns."
"A Buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor... And says, ""Make me one with everything."" Giving him a fifty, the Buddhist asks for the change and the vendor replies, ""Change comes from within."""
"I've been reading a book on euthanasia... It's so good I can't put it down."
"Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?"
"Did you hear about the world's greatest ninja...? Me neither."
"I've come into a lot of money lately... It's a fetish I never knew I had until now."
"I'll never have the conviction of a jogger who runs in place while waiting for the red light to turn."