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Joke of the Day

"Daddy? What is a tranny? Ask your mother. He knows."

"Why did hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill. It was over nein thousand."

"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"

"What is the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The Jews go up the chimney."

"my ex-gf had multiple personalities it was like having sex with a diff woman everynight except the time she turned into some guy named harry"

"If I were to redesign the alphabet I would place D as the 8th letter. ... just so that 8 == D."

"*at movie theater* M: I'll take a large popcorn with extra butter. H: Sure. What movie are you seeing? M: I'm not."

"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"

"What programming language do they use in Star Wars? JawaScript"

"Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women."