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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dreams do dustmites have? .............. Mitemares"
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"BREAKING: North Dakota lawmakers decide life begins at conception, and then begins again the moment you're old enough to leave North Dakota"
"A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals *Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey! *Singing it is more fun"
"How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen? It Varys."
"Want to hear a joke about coffee? Decaf."
"When I was little, I remember falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed. Now that I'm older, I find myself passing out on the sofa and waking up on the floor."
"What do toys and boobs have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!"
"George Michael is recording a song with all the proceeds going to end sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's call ""I Want Your Sects""."
"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."
"The oldest British joke (10th Century): What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."