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Joke of the Day

"The oldest British joke (10th Century): What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."

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"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."
"My wife does all the driving, because I never learnt to drive - in her opinion."""
"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""
"The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO. While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together."
"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"What's the same between Brussel sprouts and anal sex? If you enjoy it as as an adult you hated it as a kid"
"If you ever really want someone to call back, leave them a message saying, ""I've got tickets to..."" and hang up"