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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jokes does a priest tell? Dad jokes"
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"Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet."
"Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed. It's science."
"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile... I told her ""Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!"" *stolen from a teacher"
"What do you call a factory that only makes good products? A satisfactory"
"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."
"I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot."
"Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight."
"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""
"Why'd the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken"