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Joke of the Day
"Just trying to give my kids a few childhood memories they don't have to repress..."
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"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"
"""Dave just showed up"" Dave the fireman or Dave who always uses inappropriate abbreviations? *Dave barges in* HEY GUYS I'M DTF ""Yeah I dunno"""
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? Mariska Hargitay"
"You know Michael Jackson had a pro baseball contract? Unfortunately he never made it out of the minors and into the bigs."
"I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself... Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin."
"What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds."
"Why did the pedophile masturbate to Kim Kardashian? because he was blind."
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)"
"If I had a dollar for every person alive I wanted to kill... I might have let a few of them live."