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Joke of the Day

"What did Helen Keller name her dog? akjnveoajknoea"

"I think Facebook is ruining my life. I'm going to log off and I'm not coming back...for at LEAST an hour!"

"I prefer posting memes over jokes They just meme more to me Im so sorry this was terrible"

"People say that it's unethical to eat meat But I feel good every time I eat bacon and remember that I've taken a pig that was living a squalid and miserable life and sent it to heaven."

"A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars.... where the carpets are red and the candidates are white."

"Wow, I was not expecting this to blow up ! RIP Inbox. Well, I actually was."

"IT: You deleted the OS? Me: I think so. IT: It didn't warn you? Me: Yeah, but it only kinda warned me. What's with the inquisition bro?"

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys? They are the earliest to pull out of eu."

"Dildo gun What is the difference between a gun and a dildo? Nothing they both go bang but one shoots to kill and one shoots for some pleasure."