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Joke of the Day
"What to you call a russian with 3 Bollocks? Hudyaget Dat-Bollocov"
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"Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity... He says ""It's not my fault doctor, obesity runs in my family."" Doctor replies, ""No the problem is no one runs in your family."""
"There's a Gulf between peoples' appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do."
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."
"before you do a horrific crime, double check whether you could get the death penalty for it and if so whether you really want to do it"
"Trump won because The Office went off the air in 2013, depriving liberals of their connection to Scranton."
"I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
"""Apparently I wasn't clear the first time that I want exactly two joules per second in my ass"" ""I said watt watt in the butt."""
"7yr old ""Do women get their periods on weekends too?"" Me ""Yes"" 7yr old mutters to herself ""Jesus Christ"""
"*Jesus emerges from tomb* Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?"