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Joke of the Day

"I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*"

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"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" -Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* -Oh, this guy is good."
"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"
"What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis? A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"
"What do you guys think of this quote I came up with? ""Good artists copy, great artists steal."""
"if a gay man inquires about something.... Is it a queery?"
"Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her."
"My subconscious wants Thai food but my inner goddess wants pizza."
"The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking."
"What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure? A hearti*choke*. ... :D"
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