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Joke of the Day

"What does anal sex and broccoli have in common? If you're forced to try it as a kid.. you probably wont like it as an adult."

"Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels? Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!"

"Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely."

"Girl, you don't even know how crazy I am about you.... I'm thinking about digging my mom up so she can meet you."

"Did you hear of the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? A Pickassho"

"Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)"

"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."

"It's a SHOT in the dark, but you might find this funny. Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together? Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether"

"Did i tell you that someone hit me over the head with a power tool the other day? Minding my own business, then next minute BOSCH."