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Joke of the Day

"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !"

"What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump 's tie"

"What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution? Serf's up!"

"Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up."

"Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila..."

"TIL I'm always submitting to the wrong subreddit."

"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."

"Why can't Jimmy ride his bike? Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D"

"What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining."