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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
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"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."
"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."
"At some point during texting, a text is sent that means: ""This is the end of the conversation. I'm gonna do something interesting now."""
"What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common? They both watch whales."
"Why do people still buy bottle openers? I just don't see the reason for purchasing a bottle opener. I've been using my seat belt for years!"
"I hope there's a scientist somewhere in the world right now working on a way for Coldplay to get more whoa-oh-ohs into a 3 minute pop song."
"How many communists died during ww2? not enough"
"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"
"Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the ""Other Side""."