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Joke of the Day

"I enjoy April Fool's Day because I like responding to fake pregnancy announcement texts with ""no wonder you've been looking chubby""."

"You can lead a horse to waterbed, but you can't make it snuggle."

"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."

"I'm terrified to death of someone stealing my identity and improving my credit"

"If you text ""Haiti"" to Pat Robertson's phone number, $10 will be deducted from his account and sent to Haiti."

"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."

"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"

"Why can't you fool the aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."

"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"

"Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s"