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Joke of the Day

"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."

"Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"What did Mohammed eat? His dates."

"$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint."

"What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house."

"I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. But it's hard...really hard."

"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"A man is hanging from a cliff"

"Why did the dentist vote for Trump? He likes to keep things white and straight."

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."