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Joke of the Day

"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."

"You might be a redditor if You clicked."

"What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino? 'elephino.."

"You ever click a link thinking you're going to get a free iPad, but all you get is a million emails? No? Yeah, me either."

"People and airplanes Be nice to fat people, they're human too. Human Boeings!"

"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."

"How would you describe killing an eagle? ill-eagle"

"HR: Did you call Brenda fat? Me: No. I told her that based on her size, she should be more jolly. HR... Me: Big difference."

"Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently she stood him up."

"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."