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Joke of the Day

"Currently, the Olympic host country has... One brazillian medals."

"My girlfriend said she would leave me if I did't stop singing The Monkee's. Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer."

"""Yoda, are we supposed to be here?"" ""Off course we are."""

"Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here."

"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."

"Just found out my friend's wife is pregnant They say they don't know the sex, but I am fairly certain it wasn't anal"

"I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club."

"Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey."

"What's a joke? My life..."

"Ben Carson is my favorite candidate whose name sounds like a Transformer explaining to his kid why he hasn't seen him much lately"