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Joke of the Day
"If you stare at an ice-cube for long enough you can pretend you have laser-eyes."
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"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"
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"I need to find out what my company needs to do in order to get protests by topless women."
"I kept hitting my fingers while trying to nail a sign to my wall... So I said, ""Screw it!"""
"My wife has the hottest ass in the world... Me."
"A helium atom walks into a bar The bartender says: sorry, we don't serve noble gases here. The helium atom doesn't react."
"What did the gay man say to his cheating boyfriend? I see you already have your shit packed, now get out."
"Does anyone else ever hear their alarm go off in the morning and immediately start rationalizing quitting your job?"
"North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke"