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Joke of the Day
"I'm sick of all this sex on TV. I keep falling off."
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"How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose...? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, a clam, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find"
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"Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he comes twice and he was hung like this: (spread your arms like you're on the cross)"
"Do you like sex on tv? I tried once, but I fell off."