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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat asian? A chunk. (Chink)"
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"Never Go Shopping When You Are Hungry. but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."
"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"
"Casey Anthony is still unemployed...? She should have a pretty good resume though. She had a job as a mother once and killed it!"
"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"
"Why did the customer slap the cashier? Because he was checking her out."
"A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911."
"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"
"movie reviews r fun to read if u imagine the reviewer is complainig abot their life: ""bad dialogue"" ""not funy"" ""why is shia labeouf in this"""
"What I've learned from twitter is that if I tell a joke to 1,300 people, at least 2 will laugh."