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Joke of the Day

"Why did the customer slap the cashier? Because he was checking her out."

"A Rabbi's money maker. A man asks a Rabbi if he gets paid for the circumcisions. The Rabbi says - No, I can't do that! I just Keep the tips!"

"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."

"Damn, you are so savage... Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!"

"What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night? Chicago."

"Why is sex with 92 year olds tiring? Because there is 90 of them..."

"If a girl texts you back ""k"" check all your previous messages to see where you fu*ked up."

"I hate Housework!!! You do the dishes!! You do the Laundry!! ...and then 6 months later you have to do it all over again!"

"Did you hear about the vegan cannibal? He only ate quadraplegics. Credit to: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2noeoo/what_bullshit_fact_can_you_come_up_with_that/cmfd0bj for the inspiration"

"Why might Saturn's rings come loose? They're too close to Titan."