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Joke of the Day

"movie reviews r fun to read if u imagine the reviewer is complainig abot their life: ""bad dialogue"" ""not funy"" ""why is shia labeouf in this"""

"What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles."

"Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!"

"The word ""nothing"" is a palindrome. ""Nothing"" reversed is ""Gnihton"". Which also means nothing."

"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."

"I was pretty shocked when my dad came out of the closet. Now I can only wonder if my other dad knows."

"What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits."

"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."

"Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard."

"A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled ""Do You Know Where Your Children Are?"" Even worse, the next song is called, ""Can You Give Me Directions?"""